One Does Not Simply Rice-Cook Cookies

So, there's this setting on our rice cooker that we thought said
"cookies", and we wanted cookies, so our fearless district leader
mixed up cookie dough and put it in, and then he was like, "Oh, that
says 'cake', not 'cookie'."  And then he pushed start.  We didn't
exactly get cookies out of it, but it was really good.  :3